Since I’m going to assume I’m dealing with adults here, this shouldn’t even be necessary but for the overzealous child types, fine.
This page represents my opinions on all sorts of things in life. At times, I may even be making up my opinion and it may not represent my true opinion. Some times, I may be pretending to make up my opinion to make you think it doesn’t represent my opinion when it actually does represent my opinion. Etc.
Goblin Talk is strictly for adults as it may contain vulgar language and graphic content at times. I also don’t want to be sued by any parents for corrupting their children.
At times my opinion may be less than popular and may offend some people. If anything I say offends you, which it may do, then please do not hesitate to do one of the following:
1. Leave a polite comment explaining your position and telling my why I’m wrong. I will probably respond to this with a polite comment telling you that I understand and respect your position and opinions but I am not wrong.
2. If you do not feel that 1. will be in your best interests, feel free to close the browser window containing Goblin Talk and block the web address from your computer. This will avoid any further frustration on your behalf.
3. If you’re one of those people who don’t take the easy route out and avoid 1. and 2. then at least try to spell correctly whilst flaming me. I can’t stand that webspeak crap.
If after reading the above you still feel you would like to continue reading Goblin Talk, feel free. However if you feel any kind of rage or other bad emotion toward the Goblin because you felt you could ignore my warnings and would like to kick my ass, that is not very nice and I think you should rather have a nice long sit down with a cup of tea until those feelings go away.
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