After much bitching and moaning from my readers this week (Hi Terrance), I’ve made sure I have a Fluck Fliday ready. This I had on Tuesday already. Yesterday a spanner got thrown into the work by my readers (Terrance) again – there was a demand that it be accountant themed.
As it turns out though, accountants aren’t regarded as the most exciting people on planet earth so after a thorough search (about 2 minutes) the only thing I could come across was Accountant Sex and all that is, is extremely planned out formal sex.
Listen boys we really need to start changing the accountant stereotype. How am I supposed to do my job with material like that?
So after that massive disappointment, it’s back to my original plan me thinks. Don’t be concerned, my little friend Bobo isn’t.
Today’s official Fluck Fliday is (drumroll please)…Monkey Face.
It sounds so innocent and sweet, like this cute looking monkey to my left here. In fact, the term Monkey Face refers to
First of all you get ready to have some sex. These preparations require the penis bearer to shave his pubic hair off…and keep it. Then you do a little thrusting, whatever. A blowjob from the chosen cum receptacle would work best (I can’t say female because it might offend my gay readers and all). Once the penis bearer is close to ejaculation he will withdraw his penis from the mouth or other area and ejaculate his semen all over his partners face. Don’t just leave it there though because that would just be an everyday run of the mill money shot. What he now needs to do is throw the pubic hair he shaved off earlier onto the semen (on his partners face) and voila, you’re done. You have created art and made your partner look a bit like a monkey.
My mother would be so proud if she knew the kind of things I looked up for this.
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You must also yell “Monkey Face!!!” as you fling the hair onto the awaiting visage, I have been told.
This is subtly different to the “Spiderman”.
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