Prairie dogs and football

Let’s all do a jump for joy as we welcome Friday and therefore the weekend! Hooray!

I plan on having an awesomely quiet time just chilling…and hopefully not having to fight in the war with the Sea Point cockroaches.

First though, there is Friday to get through, but to help you along there’s the Fluck Fliday post to attend to.

Today I’ve got two mini things for you. First up…

The Prairie Dog Jerk

This will only work if you actually work in a cubicle environment. You’re pretty fucked if you try this in an open plan office. I’m just saying. Anyway, the Prairie Dog Jerk can be achieved by masturbating at work while peering over the top of your cubicle in an attempt to avoid getting caught. You’re going up and down like a little prairie dog, all the while having your hand…go up and down. Lots of movement there, I imagine it burns tons of calories.

The next thing, well, I couldn’t resist. It’s 2010 and we’re all football befuck here in South Africa so to kick off the year of Fluck Flidays I have created a picture which will succintly explain to you just what a Football Headed Yoghurt Slinger is. Enjoy.