My doctor is doing some advertising

24 Nov

Now we’ve all seen these before but I think my doctor, Dr. Maria Aisha, offers something that some of her male counterparts haven’t been able to…

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That’s right. Results in just seven days AND a powerful Mexico herb from Jamaica! Unless you want your virginity back – you can get that in one day. How fabulous is that? I mean, I know how great it would be to have my virginity back so I can relive that whole awkward experience of “JESUS CHRIST WTF ARE YOU DOING? IMPALING ME?”.

You see, this is why I take pamphlets from those guys at robots. They’re just trying to earn some cash and, on occasions like these, I get to see what kind of specials my ‘Doctors’ are running. R50 for a consultation? Hell yeah.

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6 Responses to “My doctor is doing some advertising”

  1. 6000 24. Nov, 2009 at 12:02 pm #

    Meh – she doesn’t have any tall penis herbs. What sort of a doctor can cure skin deseases and infertilllllity, but doesn’t have tall penis herbs?
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  2. Tamara 24. Nov, 2009 at 12:03 pm #

    I collect these pamphlets. But I hadn’t seen the bring back your virginity offer before now ;-)

  3. Briget 24. Nov, 2009 at 12:20 pm #

    LMFAO!!!!

    I’ll have 1 x new virginity and 2 x chasing demons and tokoloshi..
    I had better Call now to avoid disappointment!.. ooh wait.. no prob.. there is a herbal remedy to ail disappointment too.. Sign me up for 1 of those too..

    Thank you!
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  4. Po 24. Nov, 2009 at 2:01 pm #

    Mexico herb from Jamaica?! Haha that is one geographically confused herb!

  5. Laura 24. Nov, 2009 at 6:27 pm #

    We have one of these up here in Pretoria! In fact I think they used the same printer cos the pamphlets look almost identical :)

    I am considering going to see her – I really would like my virginity back!
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  6. Tara 25. Nov, 2009 at 4:24 pm #

    6k – Yours can do better then?

    Tamara – It was a first for me too, it’s fantastic.

    B – You’re calling hairyknuckle a tokolosh now? I hope Dr. Maria can help you with that :P

    Po – Born in Mexico and grew up in Jamaica? A mix of Mexican and Jamaican weed? Eish.

    Laura – That printer must be making a killing off of them.

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