Now we’ve all seen these before but I think my doctor, Dr. Maria Aisha, offers something that some of her male counterparts haven’t been able to…
That’s right. Results in just seven days AND a powerful Mexico herb from Jamaica! Unless you want your virginity back – you can get that in one day. How fabulous is that? I mean, I know how great it would be to have my virginity back so I can relive that whole awkward experience of “JESUS CHRIST WTF ARE YOU DOING? IMPALING ME?”.
You see, this is why I take pamphlets from those guys at robots. They’re just trying to earn some cash and, on occasions like these, I get to see what kind of specials my ‘Doctors’ are running. R50 for a consultation? Hell yeah.
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Meh – she doesn’t have any tall penis herbs. What sort of a doctor can cure skin deseases and infertilllllity, but doesn’t have tall penis herbs?
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I collect these pamphlets. But I hadn’t seen the bring back your virginity offer before now
LMFAO!!!!
I’ll have 1 x new virginity and 2 x chasing demons and tokoloshi..
I had better Call now to avoid disappointment!.. ooh wait.. no prob.. there is a herbal remedy to ail disappointment too.. Sign me up for 1 of those too..
Thank you!
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Mexico herb from Jamaica?! Haha that is one geographically confused herb!
We have one of these up here in Pretoria! In fact I think they used the same printer cos the pamphlets look almost identical
I am considering going to see her – I really would like my virginity back!
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6k – Yours can do better then?
Tamara – It was a first for me too, it’s fantastic.
B – You’re calling hairyknuckle a tokolosh now? I hope Dr. Maria can help you with that
Po – Born in Mexico and grew up in Jamaica? A mix of Mexican and Jamaican weed? Eish.
Laura – That printer must be making a killing off of them.