Arrrr! This be a pirate Fluck Fliday!
6 Nov
The picture is wholly unrelated.
I actually did it for another post I had in mind…which I then decided to scrap because it was needy and pathetic. Don’t you hate it when your words insist on reaching out to you and then beg? Eugh. I liked the smiling little elephant too much to waste him though.
Although, if you think about it, he might be a little bit related. Hung like an elephant. A trunk that can spray with force. I’m going to stop right there before it gets disgusting. Should we just stick with “the picture is wholly unrelated” ? Probably.
The title, however, is completely related. It is totally a pirate Fluck Fliday! Leave your Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom fantasies at the door though please, this is so not that kind of party. Wors Patrol anyone?
Our actual Fluck Fliday is the Angry Pirate. (Delivered by a pirate)
Aye, when someone is gi’in’ a man head, he will pull out and ejaculate in the gi’ers eye. Once this happens, the gi’er will probably get mightily pissed off but this must not hinder the man from achie’in’ his ultimate goal. The man must ignore the angry outburst and proceed t’ kick the gi’er in the shin. You will then have a gi’er with one good eye and hobblin’ on one good leg, much like a pirate. They’ll be real pissed off though. Just sayin’. Ye’ll ne’er get me buried booty!
Did you get all that?
If you ever try this please take pictures of your pissed off pirate. It is truly something I’d love to laugh at.
And with that I wish you a merry bloody weekend filled with rum and wenches and other good things.
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