You must be thrilled to know that this is a scheduled post. I love it, it makes me feel like a magician.
So why has it been scheduled? Well quite simply because I am most likely too wired to do something later today. What’s cool though is that you can pretend you’re following me.
Right at this very moment, I’m sitting in a job interview trying not to look like a dumb ass. I’m probably not succeeding. In fact, I’ve probably said something completely irrevelant and inappropriate like how Mother Theresa was a sadistic asshole. There was no way to stop my mouth though, it just moved of it’s own accord driven by broken social skills. Oh yes, and it’s forgotten what it should be saying – you know, like all the reasons that I am so fantastic.
Meanwhile, my eyes and brain have teamed up to give me some other frightening news. After peering down for a second they just realised that this top is probably showing too much cleavage and they’re pretty sure it didn’t look that way earlier. They’re hoping it’s perspective.
The feet have also decided to make themselves heard and are screaming that they’re in pain due to the impractical and uncomfortable shoes they’ve been forced into.
But at least I didn’t accidentally touch the mans crotch when I went in to shake his hand. Or did I? Actually, I’ll let you know about that one.
All in all, there’ll be so many “oh my god, why did/didn’t I say that?” moments over the course of the day, that I honestly won’t get around to writing a post later.
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I schedule all my posts. Is that bad? I write in the night but set them for the morning. IT just seems easier that way.
Maybe your noombies were just feeling caged, poor things. If it makes you feel any better I put my trousers on the wrong way round this morning, but realised in the car so just stripped in full view. I am so suave.
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Arent interviews the WORST thing!
Sure it went fine though
LOL I schedule posts often – sometimes I have so much to say and cant post 6 posts on one day!
B – I did not touch his crotch. I did everything else though. Oh yeah, I’m not expecting a positive phone call by the end of the week.
Po – It’s not bad at all. I just do it very rarely.
Funny you should say that though, they were feeling caged. I also think they were helping out by giving the dude a glimpse of black bra-age. They operate on a whole other level of what’s appropriate.
Laura – Um, I don’t know how fine it went yet but I do know I walked away wanting to bang my head against the wall for being such a tit. People really should interview me over the phone or email, in person I’m too much of a dork.
So when will you hear anything?
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Ummm…early next week apparently.
Unless he thinks I’m too insane to even let me know