Banishing the hunger

I was pretty hungry this morning, despite having my delicious bowl of Corn Flakes. So when I sat down to do this weeks Fluck Fliday, I came across a term that cleared that little hunger problem right up and thought I just had to share it.

Yep. That is a cupcake. Destroying a city.

Obviously this means that today’s phrase is somehow related to  cupcakes or sullies their good name so if you’re a fan you may want to leave now. Personally, I’ve been put off cupcakes for like, a whole hour now.

The word today is Cupcaked.

For a change, this has nothing to do with sex.

In fact, it occurs when you cup a particularly offensive fart (don’t ask me how), and you then present it to the nearest persons face. In other words, you open your hand and the fart is released right under their nose.

Another fun variation is to fart into a biscuit tin and quickly shut the lid, thus giving a horrid surprise to the next cookie whore.

You see, the thought of someone releasing their noxious gasses underneath my nose really ensured that I was sooo not hungry.

Anyway, on that relatively tame note, it’s Friday which means it’s time for a fabulous weekend ahead and the Cape Town weather certainly seems to be playing along. For now. Touch wood. No, not that kind of wood – just regular old wood from trees wood.