Monthly Archives: September 2009

The earth moved

Last night, the bed broke. I’m not exaggerating. It actually broke. One minute I was lying there fast asleep and dreaming of fields of cupcakes, when all of a sudden a crack wakes me up and I’m suddenly moving. It … Continue reading

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Quitter

I quit smoking today. I’m going to be a ray of sunshine for a while. Expect lots of bitching. That is all.

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The Heritage Day Braai post

So, I’ve been scarce these past two weeks, because I’ve been busy working and stuff. Seriously. From morning to night. It’s quite lol. But, I’ve taken a break from my morning work this morning to give you something for Heritage … Continue reading

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A rather special Monday

Now I know it’s not a milk stout but it will have to do. Happy Birthday Sir. I know you’re old now but don’t despair, I’m sure you have many more left. And as a special gift, I thought a … Continue reading

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Just gag it

Has that law on dog barking gone into effect yet? The one where dogs can bark for six minutes per hour? No, I’m not asking because I want to report a neighbour or anything like that. I actually have no … Continue reading

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