Whisker Muffin

Posted on August 27, 2009 by Tara

It’s Friday. This means you’re all wearing your indefatigable optimist caps today since the weekend is just a few hours away and you’ve got every reason to be happy.

It also means, it’s Fuck Friday.

Our term for today is Whisker Muffin.

This occurs when a dude is going down on a girl who isn’t as clean shaven as a 12 year old girl. Or even a 15 year old girl for that matter. Her long pubes end up tickling his nose sometimes resulting in a sneeze. Occasionally, this means he’ll get snot all over the area, creating icing on her muffin.

And apparently that is why you should always shave and not have a whisker muffin. You don’t want that kind of icing.

Anyway, have a fantastic weekend everyone. I know I will!

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4 Responses to Whisker Muffin

  1. 6000 says:
    August 28, 2009 at 11:59 am

    What sort of icing do you want?

    P.S. I voted for your IOTS.
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  2. Goblin says:
    August 28, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    I’m not eveeeen going to answer that.

    But fanx for voting. You’re a dear.

  3. Briget says:
    August 28, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    I want a t-shirt if you win… So just cook the books for me, k?

    BTW, I forgot where I put my favourite pink pen.. could you please just rewind one of your spy tapes and tell me where I put it??

    Thanks ;-)
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  4. Goblin says:
    August 31, 2009 at 10:51 am

    B – You should email things like that to me secretly. Now if you get one, it’ll look like I cooked the books and there was no random.

    I can’t tell you about the pink pen, sorry hun :( I only have audio feeds. No video :(