It’s Friday. This means you’re all wearing your indefatigable optimist caps today since the weekend is just a few hours away and you’ve got every reason to be happy.
It also means, it’s Fuck Friday.
Our term for today is Whisker Muffin.
This occurs when a dude is going down on a girl who isn’t as clean shaven as a 12 year old girl. Or even a 15 year old girl for that matter. Her long pubes end up tickling his nose sometimes resulting in a sneeze. Occasionally, this means he’ll get snot all over the area, creating icing on her muffin.
And apparently that is why you should always shave and not have a whisker muffin. You don’t want that kind of icing.
Anyway, have a fantastic weekend everyone. I know I will!
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What sort of icing do you want?
P.S. I voted for your IOTS.
6000´s last blog ..The Killers tickets “sold out”
I’m not eveeeen going to answer that.
But fanx for voting. You’re a dear.
I want a t-shirt if you win… So just cook the books for me, k?
BTW, I forgot where I put my favourite pink pen.. could you please just rewind one of your spy tapes and tell me where I put it??
Thanks
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B – You should email things like that to me secretly. Now if you get one, it’ll look like I cooked the books and there was no random.
I can’t tell you about the pink pen, sorry hun
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