It’s true.
You see, Harry Potter was released today.
Kids around the world are rushing off to watch…which one is it? The Half Blood Prince? Whatever, it doesn’t really matter what it’s called. What matters is that there are going to be little lambs all across the world sitting in cinemas, drawn in by the ever whiny man child with a questionable scar.*
Now I think we’d be doing the world a great service by blowing up every single one of those cinemas full of those kids. It sounds cold and heartless, I know. Bear with me here though. All those children I propose to blow up ran out to see this movie on the first day it was out, they got themselves tickets through some or other means and would rather die than not see the movie on opening day. A movie about a child who can’t accept responsibility for anything and just whines about how terrible his life is while his friends help him out by doing some actual thinking. And they all want to be this whiny child. It’s not just a splinter cell of emo children – it’s all of them. It really would be in the best interests of mankind to cull this generation.
Remember, it’s the same generation that ran off to watch Twilight on opening day and elevated Robert Pattinson with his funny looking face to the height of hotness.
*I’m pretty sure that if I took a test to see which character I am I would be Professor Snape. Harry really just works on my tits that much.
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And yet , alas I am left with no ticket and somehow saddened at not being one of the masspottergroupies..
I was supposed to be a fully fledged witch as a chosen career path but was unable to get the broom to fly and everyone refused to turn into frogs.. So now I mess around on the interwebs instead all day and gooi my magic to the masses that way..
Wanna see my dissapearing tri……
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It’s ok for me to say this, because I’ve grown up with her… Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter like every single movie.
*swoon*
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Glugs – I can deal with that
B – Yeah but you see you’re grown up and not a hazard to society so it’s all perfectly acceptable for you to don the broomstick.
Richard – Your name’s Richard really? But yeah she is getting hotter. Good on her really, for a while it could have gone either way!
Heh heh… and yesterday we wanted to go to the movies and the place was so full of people and so noisy we bailed and went home to DVDs instead.
Were our movie heroes as questionable as HP and his cronies?
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Well I mean Trekkies are pretty scary but they’re still…credible in some way…
And with Star Wars…yeah I suppose we went overboard.
But at least it never made us emo. That’s the important thing