It’s Friday which means it’s time for our special Friday programming! That’s right everyone, it’s time to put the kids to bed and wave that pesky boss away because it’s Fuck Friday.
Today we’ll be learning about the Steaming Dragon! But first, let’s take a short break.
*commercial break*
Do you sometimes feel a little bit ‘not so fresh’? Have you been having a bit too much fun with Chocolate Milkshakes? Well then have we got the product for you!
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*commercial break*
And welcome back to Fuck Friday!
As I said before, we’re learning about the Steaming Dragon today. What you’ll require for this lesson is yourself and another person of the opposite sex. If you’ve done this correctly, you should have one penis and one willing mouth between the two of you. If you don’t have these minimum requirements then I’m afraid I can’t help you.
Let’s move on to the actual process!
The owner of the willing mouth should at this point get down on their knees, or in any position that gives them access to the penis with that mouth. The penis is then inserted into the mouth and fellatio is performed. At some point, if fellatio is being performed correctly, the penis will need to express itself by erupting in a fountain of joy. When this moment is close, the owner of the penis must pull the owner of the mouth’s head tightly into their pelvis and refuse to let go. If done correctly, the mouth owner will try to breathe through their nose and your erupting fountain of joy will proceed to erupt not-so-joyfully from the mouth owners nose.
And that boys and girls, is the Steaming Dragon. Kinda like when milk comes out of your nose but warmer and better for your skin.
Join us again next time for another educational lesson on Fuck Friday!
Goblin Talk is in no way responsible for any consequences that may result from trying to perform the Fuck Friday tricks. That’s your own fuck up.
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