Revenge of the Fallen
22 Jun
Ah Transformers 2…where to begin. So far all reports say that there’s non-stop action but it lacks something. I offered up the suggestion that that something may be heart – you know, since Michael Bay sold his to Satan to still be allowed to make movies. This might just be my biased view of him since the first movie came out and he basically sodomised my childhood with a splintered cricket bat.
It’s a great wet dream though. Let’s get a funny looking jewish kid (is Shia jewish? I just assume he is), give him a talking car and his own little army of robots AND then give him a chick who is way out of his league who just happens to be a greasemonkey. If the story was any thinner and we got to see some robot penis – this would be a porn.
I don’t know if my love for brain popcorn can make me enjoy it.
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But, but, Megan Fox in porn could possibly be awesome! O.o
I’m pretty sure that’s true actually. She could probably deep throat with the best of them. Would SO watch that.
Well if they had gone that route then maybe Michael Bay wouldn’t have had to be so concerned about Transformers 2 not being a big enough event! ( http://www.tonight.co.za/index.php?fArticleId=5047010 )
Aww he’s just sad that Terminator was getting more attention than him. And Harry Potter. And Wolverine.
Love that quote from the Guardian though: “150-minute movie was “like watching paint dry while getting hit over the head with a frying pan.”
Movies, eh?
Hmmm. Good.
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I sense that ’someone’ is not a fan…
I may be incorrect in this obviously. I will watch it.. and let you know if I can find some heart in it.. k?
(not sure how much heart transforming cars should have, but what the heck, I am always up for a challenge..)
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6k – Yes. That’s what you get from a movie geek. Sorreh :/ Plus, it’s better than my attempt at drawing another comic.
B – Where would you get that idea?
But yes watch it and let me know 
I might watch it when it eventually comes onto DSTV…
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