It’s World Ocean’s Day boys and girls. This means that if you haven’t already heard enough about poor beached whales (I mean the ocean dwelling variety, not the variety that you find at Tygervalley or in my mirror) then you’ll probably hear even more about the kak at Kommetjie. For full news coverage* of the event, please visit 6000. He has everything you could ever want about the incident.
Except one little important fact that was omitted. In fact, everyone has missed it.
Those whales were clearly beached by Poseidon himself as a tribute to my aging another year. I mean, come on, it was so obvious. Fuck sat nav fuck ups and toxic waste mutations and whatever else – it was the doing of an ocean dwelling god.
What else can be said today? Everyone seems to be having an epicly bad Monday so I’ve got something to help with that.
Put the volume up (er…or maybe you shouldn’t depending on how you feel about remixes that sound like a dying cat screeching – it is strangely enjoyable though), stand up and do the Tom Cruise dance. Cos it’s fun. And everyone should be a middle aged wigga at some point in their life. I would put a video up of me doing it but wouldn’t you know it, I still haven’t rigged up a video set up. Ha ha!
I am also making a solemn promise today.
I promise I will blog every day for…the next month. I would say from this point on but let’s not push it considering my track record.
That okay? Is it?
*For a very loose definition of ‘news coverage’.
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Happy Birthday, chick. If I ever went on BaceFook anymore, I wouldn’t have missed it, but I don’t, so I did.
And thanks for the link.
6000’s last blog post..Shamans salute dead whales
That’s okay. I know you’ll suffer greatly for missing it