Monthly Archives: June 2009

Happiness is a dull throbbing

Never have I been so happy to feel the dull aching that marks Mr Menstruation’s arrival. I’m not too thrilled about the accompanying migraines that will attack me for the next few days but after 43 days, they’re pretty fucking … Continue reading

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First Awakening

I’m not exactly the world’s best morning person. In fact, I hate mornings with a passion. There’s always something or someone trying to wake you up before you’re ready, the world is full of annoying noises, there’s that bloody great … Continue reading

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I don’t know

Honestly.

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The lightbulb came alive!

And I just realised, whilst grooving along to old ‘Poker Face’, that I would make an awesome stripper. My song of choice would always be Def Leppard – Pour some sugar on me. Oh yeah baby, you know it. It … Continue reading

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On Dangerous Ground

So let’s see it’s Friday 26th of June 2009. This is the day everyone will remember as the day Michael Jackson, the ‘King of Pop’ died at the age of 50. From a heart attack or something. It really is … Continue reading

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