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As usual – this is not safe for the kids so put them away or at least shut them up.
Bendy Buttsmack:
So, let’s say you have diarrhea. A pretty bad case of it. You still feel like you’re up for some kinky fun though so…
You invite the girlfriend/boyfriend/sheep over for some kinkehness. She’s/He’s amped but she doesn’t know that you’re suffering with the runs. So, you bend over and tell her/him to spank you as hard as she/he can. When she/he does…you spray her with fecal matter. She/he then ends up using her hand like a fan causing your crap to backfire and land all over your back.
This is pretty random so if anyone gets off on this please contact me and send me some pictures or something. And then I can devote my life to ridding the planet of you.
Anyway, have a smashtastic weekend. Although I’m sure half of you won’t since you’re waiting to see if the highly qualified judges over at the SA Blog Awards have deemed you good enough to have the public vote for you. Ha!
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