Holy fucking crap man. I woke up this morning and stumbled to my computer to check my mail before getting dressed and you know…used the time to wake up.
I decided to check Twitter as well.
ARGH!
I had to sift through so much crap on there to find the interesting stuff that it annoyed the hell out of me. Screw these lists of “Most interesting people to follow on Twitter”, how about we have a list of the “Most annoying people to follow on Twitter”. I follow a few of them.
And I don’t want to unfollow them for very specific reasons.
I just wish they’d stop updating every two minutes with every detail of their life.
Actually, I’m surprised they manage to have a life with the amount of time they spend tweeting.
Whatever…just STFU ALREADY. I don’t care that you’re going for your 10th smoke break in and hour and what each drag tastes like. I don’t care about how cute you think your child is while everyone else is wanting to strangle the little bastard. I REALLY don’t care that you have your period and you got the wrong tampons at the shop.
And why don’t I care?
Because you tell everyone every 2 goddamn minutes.
YOU’RE NOT THAT INTERESTING.
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