Briget said something earlier about my Friday post being missing…I felt bad but I was going to shrug it off because well, I’m tired as all hell. Theeeeen, she posted this, and I can’t help but do a FF to compensate.
So in honour of her posts topic, I present thee with…
Starfish Troopers.
I don’t think this needs much of an explanation but anywho, if you call someone a starfish trooper you are calling them a homosexual. Alrighty?
That’s not good enough so next I’ve got a Dirty Shotgun for you.
This is when a couple are having some dirty kinky sex and just as about the penis wielder is about to jizz in his pants (clicking on this link will take you to a you tube video of a song we’ve been singing non stop around the office since Wednesday), he pulls out and lets the owner of the vagina to start jerking him off. But that’s too simple to have a name like Dirty Shotgun. While she’s jerking him off, she then sticks a finger…or two…whatever…into his starfish and at some point he will shoot the baby batter all over her hand/face/tits/whatever.
Did I make that explanation crude enough? I was worrying about it a bit.
Anyway, I’m feeling a lot better now, but still tired as all hell. I keep having to go outside for a smoke break to stop myself from falling asleep at my desk – thankfully it’s almost over! One hour left baby!
I suppose the hangover does mean that the function was a success last night. Or the result of me staying up until 2 a.m. waiting for the lesser half (he is a lesser at the mo) to get home from his staff do. I was mightily unimpressed. He phoned me at five to eleven to say that they’re leaving…yeah…right. After that I didn’t go to sleep because I didn’t know if he had his house key with him and…his phone battery died so I couldn’t find out.
A walk in freezer would have been a tropical climate compared to the atmosphere he walked into when he eventually got home.
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hahahahahaha… starfish trooper??… hahahahahaha..
Thanks man.. I feel better now
BTW – Dirty Shotgun gives a whole new spin on Shotgun wedding.. dontcha think?
Hahaha sies B
I have just pissed myself totally … “jizz in my pants??” where did you find that??
OMG..so dem funny.. stalking you I must..
The email mill got the song to me. I’m loving it hey, got it on my ipod and alles already. The drives home have become very entertaining.
BARF.
i’m too scared to click the link.
That shotgun thing is so complicated I would probably get lost and skip some steps. Make it a dirty shot.
ExMi – It’s not scary at all
If you look closely, you can even see Justin Timberlake in the video.
Po – Yeah like just skip the whole finger starfish step. It’s icky.
bwhahaha! Class!
It’s good to see that you’ve been keeping busy wile I was gone boeta
Now.. let’s see what this youtube vid is all about
Hope you enjoyed it