10 Reasons

Tis the season and all so in light of that, I’m introducing you all to a new Goblin Talk feature.

10 Reasons.

Once a week…or month…or whenever I can come up with something I’m going to have a little fun making a post with 10 (ideally…some days I might be lazy and it could turn into 3) reasons why you should shag/hate/kill/shove a monkey in the anal cavity of some celebrity.

This is mainly for my amusement but you’ll just have to endure it.

So…now it’s your turn.

Who should I pick on first?

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Vote now because I want to get this done tomorrow…or on Christmas.

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5 Responses to 10 Reasons

  1. Po says:

    I have pet dislike for mr Croose

  2. B says:

    You left out the ledger … matilda will be soooo dissapointed!

    … just saying..

  3. Goblin says:

    Po – ditto!

    B – I was thinking about that but 6k would have something to say since he has his little post telling Matilda she’s a moron.

  4. While Tommy is a lot of fun to take the piss out of, Angie is a lot better looking ;) (Not to be miss-read, leading you to believe that I worship the ground she walks on.. she’s not that hot.)

    Gobz, thanks for keeping the year interesting :) Have a good festive season and a lekka new year.

    I’ll still be around, blogging away, but just in case you’re not :)

  5. Goblin says:

    You too Chris :) May Santa be completely rat arsed by the time he gets to you and shoves his entire bag of fun under your tree ;)
    And if you don’t celebrate Christmas…too bad because I was quite fond of that.