Trapped like a Tiger
After being on a lovely date with a woman, you try and make a move on your lady friend. Unfortunately she has drunk a little too much alcohol and then proceeds to retch outside the car door window. You then decide to roll the window up trapping it against her neck. As the window pins her neck, you have sexual intercourse with her from behind, generally in a doggy style like fashion or any other position you can perform or fathom while she is in a state of immobility.
Like that part in the movie, Tomcats.
Oh yeah, and I finally got my act together and sorted out an RSS reader. So I’m like totally keeping up to date on all of your posts all day every day now.*
*Not all of your posts. Just the people I read. You know, like from my links section over there on the right.
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holy crap… where the fork did that come from!!?!?
erm… is it wrong if it made me smile a little bit?
You just had the experience of enjoying the learning process.
Hmm how very opportunistic.
Yeah, I gotta give them points for that
Making mental notes never to go clubbing with those that read this here educational blog…
But I’m still okay right? Right? I mean like…I won’t bring a strap on or anything!
We’ll see…
jayziz.
i’m enthralled. in a completely morbid, cant-look-away-from-the-gruesome-car-crash kind of way.