Some free insight into 'The Secret'

The move went alright. Thanks everyone.

Now, that’s out of the way I can get into my rant for the day.

The Secret.

If one more of you self-help nazis mentions how brilliant this book and movie is to me, so help me god, I will write my own self-help piece of drivel to rob you of your money…because you deserve it.

You want to know what the Secret is?

It’s writing a full of crap book about positive thinking (and I know some of you are going to tell me it’s more than that, but really, I’ve watched the movie and read the book – it’s not) and then selling it for an unholy price and making a fortune off of saps who think they can make their life better by reading this one book.

There is nothing I hate more than a self-help fanatic – which explains why I hate my boss, who, by the way, is trying to implement some self-help bullshit course she took into a training program for us (FUCK OFF YOU CUNT).

So there, that’s the secret…

In debt? Well, you shouldn’t have wasted money buying the book then. Learn how to be responsible you stupid twat.

Lonely? Of course you are! You’re reading self-help books and spouting them as prophecy to people! No one wants to be around a wanker like that!

Want oodles of money? Stop wasting the money you do have on this stupid shite and go and use it productively.

The universe isn’t out to screw you because you thought bad thoughts…in fact, it isn’t out to screw you at all, you ended up in your situation mostly because of choices you have made in your life so take some responsibility for them. The other times? Well, sometimes bad things just happen. Get over it.

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