We all have a friend who annoys the crap out of us. We still kind of like them though.
I think I have to officially kick my annoying friend to the curb after what happened yesterday though.
It’s her birthday coming up soon so of course she’s having a little get together. Since she’s annoying though…and at times a psychopath…she doesn’t actually have many friends so it’s important to her that every one of us (who are friends with her to show people we do care about the mentally disabled), do actually pitch up.
I was going to go, I swear.
But…
Then…
She did this thing…
She begged and said she didn’t want to be rejected, so she wasn’t going to send me an invite if I wasn’t going to come.
I asked around…
Everyone found this pathetic. They also said I should tell her to fuck off.
I didn’t though.
I kinda ignored it and pretended I was busy that day because well, it was awkward and weird now and I don’t want someone who already has mental breakdowns being able to blame me because of her neediness.
You see because that neediness is deeply unattractive along with, begging and guilt tripping.
Do these people really think these are good weapons to use? I mean even if they do work on a person, surely you must sit there thinking “I wonder if she’s only here because I begged her to be…” ? So really it makes you miserable anyway…
Desperate people are just plain iffy.
Ask 6000 and B, I’ve been begging to be their BFFs for months.
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Pre-emptive rejection? Wow, she’s good.
Ouch – does she WANT to be rejected – she really asks for a good kicking doesn’t she.
But you’re from Cape Town, so surely you’ll say that you’re coming and then have a informal competition with other invitees to see who can cancel closest to the start of the party.
You will probably find she was dropped alot when young..
Aren’t you afraid though if you reject her she may stalk you? didn’t you watch fatal attraction? You may have a chesticles and gauva but if enough ppl reject her she may not care anymore..
desperate times and all that!.. I would fake a death.. much safer..
I misplaced your application for BFF.. please resend
.. 6000 has no excuse..though
kyknoord – She’s got that ESPN thing man.
charmskool – Exactly!
6k – I may be from here but I have some principles. Anyway, I don’t know what well mannered capetonians you know who actually phone and cancel…most of the time they just don’t bother to turn up.
B – She’s too lazy to stalk people, she goes for the wrist cutting thing instead…I won’t even go into that stupidity.
But yeah, I’m totally resending that application like once a week from now on…like come on!
it is unattractive, and sad. i have one too.
honestly- one doesn’t need squids in one’s life- at least not forever.
sometimes having a squid makes us feel better about ourselves because we’re “there for them” all the time and we’re so sweet and helpful and loyal… but the ALL-THE-TIME aspect gets a bit much when they never, ever, grow up!!!
strongs…
oi!
where you lately?
Spending my days and nights looking for a new job
Oh yeah, and packing and stuff.
Very manipulative that.