I have one question…

What the hell is Jordin Sparks doing that people feel the need to google her and end up here? I’m not even talking one or two people…there are oodles!

It’s strange since most of the world is living in blissful ignorance and doesn’t even know who the hell she is.

One of you Jordin Sparks googlers fill me in because I am far too tired to do it myself.

That’s actually quite interesting…there’s a possibility that I might be suffering from anaemia lately…what a pain in the ass that is!

I would elaborate and tell an interesting story…but…all I can think is, “must…sleep”.

I can tell you that there might be a plan in action to dress up for work on Friday. My mate will be Batman and I will be the Joker…because you know quite honestly, I’m that good. Fuck Heath’s possibility at a posthumous Oscar, they just need to see me in Joker mode.

Um..we have very boring jobs and feel the need to find geeky and fun things to do to stop us from killing ourselves…that’s basically what’s going on here.

DON’T JUDGE ME BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL!

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