Bunny Wabbits Everywhere

Every day at work we have this special time where all of us in the writing department get together and do a special little exercise…I like to call it psychotherapy time.

A lot of the time during these exercises, I come up with something to do with bunnies…mainly because I don’t really give a toss about what we’re doing and bunnies are just so easy to wax lyrical about.

Every time I bring up the bunnies though, they all look at me in that perplexed and confused way that most people do.

This leads me to think that none of them have ever heard of the suicide bunnies or have spent time around any bunnies for that matter.

Do you all realise how evil bunnies are? I mean, look at it:

It will devour you

You think that’s cute? That appearance is just there to confuse you! In fact that cute face is planning how to kill your family in their sleep and stick bamboo shoots under your finger nails.

All I’m doing every day is trying to warn the world of this impending doom.

Why does no one get it?!