Bunny Wabbits Everywhere

15 Jul

Every day at work we have this special time where all of us in the writing department get together and do a special little exercise…I like to call it psychotherapy time.

A lot of the time during these exercises, I come up with something to do with bunnies…mainly because I don’t really give a toss about what we’re doing and bunnies are just so easy to wax lyrical about.

Every time I bring up the bunnies though, they all look at me in that perplexed and confused way that most people do.

This leads me to think that none of them have ever heard of the suicide bunnies or have spent time around any bunnies for that matter.

Do you all realise how evil bunnies are? I mean, look at it:

It will devour you

It will devour you

You think that’s cute? That appearance is just there to confuse you! In fact that cute face is planning how to kill your family in their sleep and stick bamboo shoots under your finger nails.

All I’m doing every day is trying to warn the world of this impending doom.

Why does no one get it?!

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10 Responses to “Bunny Wabbits Everywhere”

  1. 6000 15. Jul, 2008 at 10:34 pm #

    Yeah.

    That’s scary right there.

  2. 6000 15. Jul, 2008 at 10:35 pm #

    P.S. Please install commentluv

  3. B 16. Jul, 2008 at 12:31 pm #

    I have a bunny.. the kids are afraid of it..

    His nickname is “slasher”.. nuff said..

  4. B 16. Jul, 2008 at 12:45 pm #

    yes, commentluv.. yes yes.. install it you must!

  5. Goblin 16. Jul, 2008 at 1:10 pm #

    I’ll install it when one of you pay for my hosting :P Can’t install it on free wordpress as far as I know…then again I haven’t researched this thoroughly yet.

  6. B 16. Jul, 2008 at 3:29 pm #

    checked it out for you..

    you cant..your version sucks donkey bum..

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  7. Goblin 17. Jul, 2008 at 8:32 am #

    Hehe, I’ll get on it soon…or soonish…sometime…*lazier*

  8. Globus 18. Jul, 2008 at 9:57 am #

    globus always thought the rabbits in watership down were pretty scary. perhaps freud would read something into your rabbit obsessing. either something to do with your inner need to procreate, or something about your mother.

  9. Goblin 18. Jul, 2008 at 5:31 pm #

    Watership down rabbits were damn scary. I remember nightmares.
    And we all know Freud was a tosser…surely…well at least that’s what I know…hmmm…

  10. angel 19. Jul, 2008 at 11:32 pm #

    i think its because puppies are higher on the risky animal list than wabbits…