Zuma in his little bubble
5 May
Quotes from Jacob Zuma time:
“We have a huge task as the ANC to lead this country. There is no other political party. It’s important that we must unite comrades to better the lives of the people of South Africa.
“We shall build this organisation. Even God expects us to rule this country because we are the only organisation which was blessed by pastors when it was formed.
“It is even blessed in Heaven. That is why we will rule until Jesus comes back. We should not allow anyone to govern our city (Cape Town) when we are ruling the country,” he said.
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Of course I’m not arguing with him about the ANC being the only party we have. I mean, obviously. Sheesh. What kind of moron would argue with that?
He obviously didn’t get the memo that Jesus is already back though. He goes by the name Ronald and lives in New Zealand.
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What I just said makes more sense than what he said…to loads of people…as an official quote…
I’m sorry, I’m having a very hard time taking this man seriously.
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Maybe that’s his plan…like Bush…look like a moron for years and years…and that’s where the plan falls apart because looking like a moron has achieved nothing worthwhile…
Okay like whatever…
Just start looking for a new slogan the ANC can now use (apparently)…
ANC – Approved by God and your only choice (because Zuma said we are the only party)
I’m approved by He-Man though so I’m cooler.
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I’ve always been a fan of He-Man. Zuma, however, well he just wouldn’t look as good in a little frok made of animal skin…
I’ve had countless chats about this man. It got so bad i started a blog about him – http://www.antizuma.co.za but it didn’t take long for me to realise that it’s all just a waste of time. The general populous of SA are uneducated, gullible retards with nothing but the past to hold onto. They are like sheep to the slaughter. Baaaaaaaaaa…
It’s depressing when you realise such efforts are a waste of time isn’t it?
I started a campaign years ago to get Simba to bring back that chinese chutney flavour they had for a while…nothing ever happened
oh boy… its very worrying that the man seems to get more and more delusional as his following grows!