I am really having one of those days when I am just in a mood to bite off heads.
It probably started when I woke up at HALF PAST FIVE this morning to discover that a mischievous Leprechaun (or perhaps it was the unicorns) had spent the entire night dancing on my neck leaving it stiffer than my dead grandmother.
Then it was time for gym where I was sweating more than a one legged Russian whore in summer when my trainer decided to be funny and I jokingly (I swear it was) snapped at him. Apparently he didn’t catch the joking tone in my voice because he got really apologetic and I felt like I had kicked a really tall puppy.
So now I sit from gym to work in horrible traffic, sore and feeling guilty about kicking a puppy…so I get all pissed off.
Then I get to work to find 6k has exploited one of my dumbass hangover moments.* The evil genius.
And it’s only 9 a.m.
Stay tuned to find out how this day will get worse. Maybe I can get food poisoning, or perhaps I will break my leg and won’t be able to go away tomorrow night like I planned.
I think what irritates me the most is that this all came from a pillow. A simple, and badly designed evil pillow.
*You see what happened was I wrote this whole thing after I had just woken up hungover. Then I started getting the comments…mostly 6k being sarcastic. Then I thought, what the fuck, so I read it over and realised, HE MISSED MY POINT ENTIRELY COS I FUCKED IT UP. It happens. Now go away and die in a fire before you start mocking me.
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Cool – you’re away this weekend?
Please leave all your stuff worth nicking on the coffee table. I’ll be around at 3am Sunday. ish.
What point were you trying to make? That old people are lovely too? Didn’t you want them all killed the week before last?
Hell, I’m confused.
Yar remember that free night I had? Taking it tomorrow night.
I’ll leave the PS2 out for you and the games because well, with the PS3 I don’t really need it anymore.
And my point? Hmmm…ask me again later, I’m getting old and all…the memory can’t keep up.
Naah, I actually got pissed off by that facebook group because these kids wanted to go egg houses and stuff like that because the people complained…because that’s a wonderful solution to their problem you know.
I never said the thing must be cancelled damn you. Just moved if push comes to shove.
Moving it would almost certainly make it more difficult for me to get to.
Have you considered that?
Who said further away from you? I mean, how many people can your garden hold?
Ok, no wait. I’ve just established that therere is a real life relationshit here. Thats so cool. I’m jealous, of both of you!
Errr, that “therere” was totally intentional.
Naaah sheena bee, he doesnt want to be mah friend -cry- apparently im going to kidnap his kid or something. Kay im going back to my mini break now
innit amazing how a sore neck can screw up your whole day!!?!?
I know! Some tiny little disc is out of wack there, and it screws up the universe!