I always assumed that if someone came along and decided they HAD to throw into conversation that they were a member of mensa, I’d think they were a big pillock.
Turns out I was wrong. My boss happened to do such a thing yesterday and despite this, he’s a really nice guy.
But mensa for god’s sakes? What a load of elitist bollocks.
And no I never scored low on an IQ test. I’ve never taken one, because, quite frankly, I think they’re also a load of bollocks.
Putting a label on someones intelligence based on a test designed by a certain portion of the population who think in a certain way is crap. How many of these people who have gotten low IQ scores are actually very intelligent, but because they think, and I loathe this term, outside the box, they are labeled as a moron.
Say it with me now:
It’s a load of BOLLOCKS.
On another note, load shedding was fun last night, we got ready to eat finger foods from woolworths on the way home and had a little picnic by candle light on the lounge floor. Unfortunately I had a headache though so that’s all it was. HA! Don’t tell me that was too much information now, I know that’s what you were thinking.
Time for work now, *sigh*. Doesn’t anyone want to hire a mature and intelligent twenty something who loves a challenge? Like Big Concerts! You guys NEED me. Quite clearly whoever organises your events SUCKS and you need someone who can actually think. Give me a call.
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IQ tests have always appealed to me, because I have the kind of mind which allows me to score hugely on them and join Mensa.
I’m also a nice guy.
Got the call from Big Concerts yet?
Yeah, but you didn’t just throw it in randomly, like in the middle of a conversation about shoes. It’s actually on topic now
No
They haven’t called me yet, bastards. I think they may like having incompetent staff.
I always fail the IQ test. If I have to wait in line for longer than half an hour, I give up and go home.
Those damn lines!
i never knew my iq, my folks never wanted to know either when they tested us at school.
i tried looking at a mensa quiz book once, but it was so stuffed with americanisms and tv show questions i gave up before i looked like a complete narna!!!
You don’t need to know, we all know you’re a very intelligent little angel!