So I got told over the weekend that there was this new load shedding schedule. I went to find said schedule. I was then prepared to get home to no power tonight until half past eight. Then I hear, oh wait, it might not start today because despite saying load shedding would go ahead even if we have enough power, they’ve decided not to go ahead with the load shedding because we have enough power.
I’m not complaining, I’m quite happy that I won’t have to depend on the light of my laptop to illuminate my life. It’s just very worrying. Eskom can not find their own asses with two hands.
Come now guys, decide whether you want to fuck us over or not and stick to that decision, otherwise we’re going to get pissed off at you even when the news is good.
Although, I was thinking that this might be them throwing a tantrum because 99% of us don’t think the bastards at the top, who never ever get their power cut, deserve millions of rands as a bonus when they can’t fulfill their responsibilities as a company and expect us as the customers to pick up the slack.
On another note, it’s only Monday, but my PC retarded co-worker already made me want to shoot myself in the head today because he is an utter moron who would ask a person how to put the caps lock on. I wish people wouldn’t claim to be computer literate just because they own one and open a website once every 6 months. This reminds me, I haven’t actually done introductions.
Me – Just wants to be left alone to do her fucking work except during lunch time, I will talk to you then, the rest of the time though, there is a reason I keep putting my earphones back in my ears after you’ve tapped me.
Main Boss Dude – He’s a rocking guy who steals my chocolate or pretzels or whatever food I happen to have in the afternoon. Because of this, he gets compared to a stray dog and I’ve been told I shouldn’t feed it.
New Boss Dude – He came in a few days after me. Nice guy in general, complete twat as a boss (he uses all those stupid managing techniques that makes him look like a complete tosser).
Boss Chick I take Orders From – She just keeps asking me when the Boyf and I are going to get married. It’s becoming…tiring.
The other 3 chicks in the same room as me – All different but somehow the same. Fifteen minutes of conversation and I’m exhausted. I am really no good at girl talk and need a bit of variation.
The PC retarded man child – Nice guy but laaik, COME ON, spend an hour reading the help file or something! Oh, and stop bumming my cigarettes because I’m two minutes away from beating you in your greasy head.
And then there’s some other people that I don’t really see much around there. Note my enthusiasm.
I need something more challenging. I need something more interesting. I need something where someone will sooth my arrogance and tell me I am actually the best and they could never measure up. People just don’t want to admit this. It’s getting a bit sad.
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Isn’t that your boyfriend’s job? The “you’re best and we can never measure up” bit, I mean. Oh, and when are the two of you getting married?
Naah, his job is to spread the word as widely as possible. And married? Hmm, when hell freezes over and marriage makes sense?
I love pre-emptive load shedding. At last I can plan my day without XDR-TB drifting everywhere. And I can pre-empt the pre-emptive load shedding.
Anyway – I’m all done til next Tuesday now.
Yeah I like being able to plan around it too…as do many criminals I bet.
We’ll see if I come home to an empty house on Friday I suppose.
Stoppitt!
Your alarm has a backup battery which will last well over 2 hours.
That said, the cable thieves will probably have made off with the contents of your local substation in the meantime.